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January 22nd, 2018, 1:00 pm

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Dogbert, January 20th, 2018, 9:14 pm

The best possible concept

...delivered to you in the worst possible way.

Let's make things clear.

If Labo was a software for creating cardbord-cutout patterns, I'd eat my words.

If the new Mario Kart (as well as all future Switch racing games) was patched to use the pedal-and-handle cartboard toys from Labo's starting kit, I'd eat my words.

If the "Labo robot" kit had instead been packaged with the new Gundam Breakers (thus, being a real game rather than a proof-of-concept app), I'd eat my words.

If the piano app in the bundle had instead been a Guitar Hero game (this, an actual game), I'd eat my words.

Otherwise? You don't need to blow 70 dollars to make your own cardboard sword and use it to play Hyrule Warriors (saying the game has such functionality, Idk).

See, I wish the Switch to thrive as much as anyone else, but this time? Sorry, the king is naked.


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